i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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