so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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