i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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