this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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