he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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