Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
