plz talk dirty to me
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Go christen that room with your naked body.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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