I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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