then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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