He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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