Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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