the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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