so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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