On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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