Will you blow on my dice?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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