You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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