those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
