No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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