What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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