I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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