I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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