Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just tell him i said nine months
You're like the curious george of whores
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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