Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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