why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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