I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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