just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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