she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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