try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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