what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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