I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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