Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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