where does the pee come out of this thing
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
