I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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