You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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