THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Randomize
