32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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