It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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