"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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