But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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