No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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