I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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