scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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