Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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