I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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