She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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