Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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