Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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