That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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