once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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