I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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